Happy Monday lovelies! Can I just starting by saying that I love ALL OF YOU! Yesterday, I announced a new series ... a dating series! I was so excited to share it with all of you and my excitement was quickly taken over by all of the sweet, complimentary comments that I received! I love writing this blog and it makes me so happy to hear that you enjoy reading it! Thank you! ♥♥
To kick off the dating series, I thought that I would share with you two e-mails that I received when on an online dating site. They happen to be written by the same person who obviously didn't realize he e-mailed me twice. I had never responded to either e-mail (you'll see why) nor did I have any communication with him prior to the e-mails.
E-MAIL #1
Lol ... The little monsters must love you :)
Ok Princess Poo-Poo :) ... I know you poop and fart on a regular basis... but shhhh ...pretty girls don't do that sort of thing ...it's okay. I won't tell ... ha ha ha!
Lights Camera Action...which (3) things make you stand out from the rest and (3) things make your friends and family run for the hills when you become Miss Cranky Pants?
If this all jives with your brain chemistry....read my profile and from there you know what to do...if not, it was nice meeting your computer and best of luck fishing...
Luv Always,
A. B.
P.S. You look like trouble...lol :)
E-MAIL #2
Hey Pumpkin Head you seem kinda cool :)
Those innocent eyes, that blond hair, that giggly smile, so hot! Enough about you, let’s talk about me. :)
Let's see, I've gone on 2 dates from this site. One was a lemon. One was a lime. I'm looking for a gal with a sweet bubbly personality and that special girlish charm that only a select few have.
So feel free to check my out my profile. If you like what you read, then you know what to do. If not, it was a pleasure meeting your computer and best of luck.
Peace Out Girlscout,
Mr. A.B. :-)
So feel free to check my out my profile. If you like what you read, then you know what to do. If not, it was a pleasure meeting your computer and best of luck.
Peace Out Girlscout,
Mr. A.B. :-)
He's quite a character ... isn't he? He definitely gave me quite a laugh.
Would you respond to his e-mails? What would you say?
Have a great day everyone! xo
Have a great day everyone! xo
38 comments:
OH my goodness, I'm literally rolling over here..those were hilarious! Really? Lol, I wouldn't know what to say. WOW! ha
That's so funny! My aunt's sister actually met her now husband over the internet. It's crazy how PERFECT they are for one another.
That's pretty funny! I say why not...he's obviously trying to get your attention ;-)
OMG... these crack me up!! too funny!
I feel like i'm online dating all my bloggy bffs! <3
those are re-dic-ulous! omggg lololol
xoXOxo
Jenn @ Peas & Crayons
heckkk no i wouldn't respond!
WEIRD!!! i'm trying to imagine a guy and how he would sound saying these things out loud.
why is he mentioning farts and poops. haha that is not attractive. at all.
these are absolutely hilarious.
nice to meet your computer..must be his standard sign-off!
WOW. The emails are definitely good for a laugh but I wouldn't even bother responding to them! I met my fiance online and his first email was so sweet, funny and totally genuine that if the guy really is a good person, it will come through even in an e-mail! ;)
These are hilarious!!!!!!! I don't even know how I would respond to these!!
my advice? RUN....away from him as fast as u can! hahahaha
I can't believe anyone would send these!!! hahah
i was the ultimate skeptic of online dating, i finally took a $5 bet to go on a date and the frenchman and i have been very happy ever since. it's actually a year today :) so despite all the shenanigans, there is hope for the online dating story, i'm living proof!!
Nope I wouldn' t write back. He Sounds kind of weird lol
WOW! You were smart for not responding! :)
Haha! What a creeper!
what a weirdo cheeseball. i would NOT have responded to these emails...ever. wtf?!
oh my gosh - this seriously made me laugh out loud....can i start calling your pumpkin head on a regularl basis? haha TOTALLY kidding!
I am laughing out loud so hard right now! Who writes something like that to someone they might date?!?! Haha....that was great. Thanks for sharing. :)
Seriously? Did someone above actually say give him a shot? lol. what a creep! He prob looks as weird as he sounds too! lol. These gave me a kick!lol.
I actually met my bf of a year on Facebook, and hes the love of my life! But he deff didnt mention poop or farts in our conversations!! wtf?
hahahahahahah
xoxox Inna :)
i'm laughing so hard. i would have responded "dudeman, you did get my attention but not in the way you hoped for , have a nice life . dudeman." LOL :) thats all i got!
hahaha this made my day- too funny!!
I would def not reply to him ...because i have nooo idea what in the world I would even say!!
what?! Is this guy 12? haha... girl I feel like he is probably living at home with his momma, bless his heart! haha
Seriously!??? Is this guy for real!!! I had to re-read it to understand him!!! LOL!!! CRAZY!!!! Nah.... I wouldn't respond unless you can think of some as equally dumb and see what kind of response you get! Funny stuff! <3
LMAO! This guy sounds like he just escaped a loony bin. I can't wait to see what he looks like! This was great!!!!
Wowwww! Hahahaha. I was confused at first. What a weirdo! I was on a dating site for a while (I met my boyfriend on one) and I came across some freaks myself, and never really responded to them. So, I'd say NO, I probably wouldn't have written back, haha.
This is almost hard to believe, what a weirdy. It is truly shocking the kind of characters there are out in the world.
LOL! Hilarious! I would totally respond all weird like to lead him on just to play with him for the laughs!! And not go any further, obviously.
What a creeper!!!!
Wow...creeper much?? I wouldn't have responded, that is just so weird!!!
I think he's trying to hard, so I would say 'delete'. Based on his writing style and witty names I would bet he's into barfy baby-talk. Run.
WOW! just wow! i definitely wouldn't respond to him... what a creep!!
Seriously, the things people say...ridiculous! :)
Okay, two words popped into mind when I read this:
STRANGER DANGER!! Haha. He is totally why those words are necessary. Why would he talk about you pooping? That is SO weird.
I think I would copy and save them somewhere, then delete the e-mails! Creep-o! haha
O.M.G. Girl I get the craziest emails from people!!! I have been online dating since the end of last year... I have hated it and thank goodness it ends in May, but it has been quite comical. It's understandable why some people are on there. LOL. <3
LOL i totally would have responded. But that is because I'm ridiculous like that. No sane person should have responded to them ;-)
I. AM. DYING.
holy holy holy crap those are hilarious!!! One was a lemon one was a lime. What is this guy on?!?! lolol
thanks for sharing these I cannot wait for the rest
xoxox
Is he for real?! LOL! Those truly made my morning reading them!
omg Hilarious! pumpkin head?!!? crazy. keep up with the online dating tho you never know who you'll meet! i met my fiance after a week on one of those crazy sites! xoxo jcd :: cornflake dreams
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