
There was one particularly bad night where I got myself into quite a pickle. It was my birthday weekend and I had invited the Midwestern Charmer to stop by my favorite bar. After meeting on Valentine’s Day (cliche I know) we’d been talking for about 2 months but his military career meant we didn’t see each other very often. Well, Midwestern Charmer canceled last minute and I definitely did not want to be alone on my birthday. When we got to the bar I struck up conversation with the Middle School Teacher. He was unbelievably sweet and we had a ton of things in common. I was looking forward to seeing him again when the Midwestern Charmer walked into the bar. Apparently, he had wanted to surprise me. The girls and I went into total CODE RED mode and I was very lucky to have them there! I left my roommate to distract the Middle School Teacher while I ushered the Midwestern Charmer to the second floor of the bar. I the spent the night running up and down the stairs trying to entertain both while the girls covered the distracting when I was gone. It was a miracle I didn’t get caught!
Eventually, the Middle School Teacher went home and the Midwestern Charmer came back to my apartment. While I generally have a rule about not getting physical with anyone unless we’re dating exclusively, I decided to make an exception for Midwestern Charmer. I thought things could be heading that way and he had made the effort to surprise me on my birthday. BIG MISTAKE. Let’s just say he’d had a few too many drinks and things weren’t quite working like they were supposed to. Instead of shrugging it off he yelled “I FAILED!!!!!!!”. When I told him it was alright he repeated, “I FAILED! Don’t touch me. I don’t deserve it. I FAILED!”. Things continued to get worse when he began sleep talking about his hatred of Hillary Clinton...who does that!? I was so creeped out that things definitely did not work out with him.

Once upon a time… in a land far, far away. Okay, just kidding. Not far away but closer than you think. Somewhere in the Deep South where the peaches are sweet and the men they raise even sweeter.
My college boyfriend was the ultimate romantic, and I, not so much. I was ‘too cool’ and thought most of it was super cheesy until this night. It all started when I got picked up my a handsome man in a fancy car (he borrowed Grandma’s Mercedes AMG). Instantly, my mind was thinking ‘what is a country boy doing driving Grandma’s fancied up car on a date to a local bbq joint! But, whatever.'

My college boyfriend was the ultimate romantic, and I, not so much. I was ‘too cool’ and thought most of it was super cheesy until this night. It all started when I got picked up my a handsome man in a fancy car (he borrowed Grandma’s Mercedes AMG). Instantly, my mind was thinking ‘what is a country boy doing driving Grandma’s fancied up car on a date to a local bbq joint! But, whatever.'
So we are on our way to get our selves some pulled pork sandwiches and a large helping of coleslaw when he says, hold on I gotta get my paycheck from work. See in small towns like mine, many of the ‘bars/clubs’ are in.. gasp.. hotels! He worked as a bouncer at the bar a few nights a week so I sighed deeply and said ‘fine.’ We got there and asked if I was coming in. I said ‘um, no’ with a little tude because ‘how dare he not do this BEFORE our date! What next, the bank!?’ he said, it may take a bit to track down boss man so if you come look too we can get done fast. I’m thinking ‘ugh’ and get out of the car.
As we walk past reception, into the doors one of the conference/ball rooms, the lights are off and it is DARK. And then the lights, rather, Christmas lights, came on. In the middle of the room was a single table covered in rose petals and giant flower arrangement, and than the music played. My favorite Frank Sinatra song. A man in a tall white hat come out with a round of appetizers and then I knew, my date wasn’t at the smoke filled bbq joint, he had set all this up for me. After a few delicious courses from our personal chef, we got up and danced around the room in the twinkling Christmas lights.
I’d like to say “and then he got down on one knee” but he didn’t. It was just a special ‘thank you’ for being me. WOW. What a GOOD date!
Don't you just love sleep talkers? I always love hearing what they're going to say!
And how about that for a romantic date? ... So sweet!
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15 comments:
LOL bad date stories make me thankful no one wanted to date me because of my dad (he was not nice to guys that liked me). :-) i enjoy the good ones ;-)
hope u had a nice weekend
Wow!! The bad date is hilarious!! I don't think I could've been that smooth!
stopping by from mingle monday!
wow-those are great stories!!
Love these stories (: Keep them coming please!
hahaha- I FAILED!!! I am so cracking up at the bad date one...
wow -- that bad date story totally weirded me out. I mean seriously -- alcohol is no good for the libido lol. creepy haha
I LOVE the second story -- what a super sweet date =) I would have been annoyed too haha!
hahaha I loved these stories! I dont know if I would have been able to pull off entertaining two guys- thats a feat to be proud of! ;) Have an awesome week!!
Whit
Oh my gosh, that first story is pretty funny. I had no idea that actually happened in real life!
And how sweet was that other date! I wish my husband were that creative :)
Visiting from Mingle Monday. Hope you had a fantastic weekend!
xoxoxo,
Joelle
www.wherewelove.blogspot.com
Southern Men.
Is there ANYTHING better?
Aw the best of both worlds! Funny and sweet! Seriously, I keep hearing about these Southern Men. I need to get me down to the south becuase there is none of that in LA...just rude men...and people in general :( Boo!
always love these stories!!
that first story is hilarious!! oh i'm so glad i'm not dating anymore! Lol
ugh. bad date guy reminds me of my HS boyfriend. bleh! He made me feel sorry for him =/
and good date guy -- WOOOOW! JUST.. WOW! <3
xoXOxo
Jenn @ Peas & Crayons
Love these stories, keep them coming! Loving my Southern men!
Oh my gosh, that last story is just absolutely beautiful and romantic!!
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