The Interesting World of Dating

Hello lovelies!  After months of on and off dating,  I decided to re-join an online dating site.  I am optimistic that I will find the right person for me, but until then I'm enjoying myself and getting a good laugh out of some of the e-mails that I receive.  I thought it would be fun to share a few with you and hope they bring some humor to your day! 

{You may recall these first two e-mails ... I shared them in part to my Not Another Bad Date series.  They are from the same person who obviously didn't realize he e-mailed me twice.  HE WAS DEFINITELY INTERESTING!}

E-MAIL #1 

Lol ... The little monsters must love you :)

Ok Princess Poo-Poo :) ... I know you poop and fart on a regular basis... but shhhh ...pretty girls don't do that sort of thing ...it's okay. I won't tell ... ha ha ha!

Lights Camera Action...which (3) things make you stand out from the rest and (3) things make your friends and family run for the hills when you become Miss Cranky Pants?

If this all jives with your brain chemistry....read my profile and from there you know what to do...if not, it was nice meeting your computer and best of luck fishing...

Luv Always,

A. B.

P.S. You look like trouble...lol :)

E-MAIL #2

Hey Pumpkin Head you seem kinda cool :)

Those innocent eyes, that blond hair, that giggly smile, so hot! Enough about you, let’s talk about me. :)

Let's see, I've gone on 2 dates from this site. One was a lemon. One was a lime. I'm looking for a gal with a sweet bubbly personality and that special girlish charm that only a select few have.

So feel free to check my out my profile. If you like what you read, then you know what to do. If not, it was a pleasure meeting your computer and best of luck.

Peace Out Girlscout,  

Mr. A.B. :-)

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{The pick-up line e-mails.}

E-MAIL #1

I hope you know CPR cuz u take my breath away!

E-MAIL #2

Hey beautiful ... I think we belong together like peanut butter and jelly lol.

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{The marriage proposal e-mail.}

I love your profile.  I would marry you in a flash.  I would worship the ground you walk on.  I will treat you like a princess that you are.  I'm sorry to be so straight forward it is that you look like the ideal girl that any man would love to know better.  I should start by saying can I get to know you better instead of marry me?

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Aren't they a bunch of characters?  Needless to say,  I did not respond to any of these e-mails.  Would you?

Ever join an online dating site?  Have any success?

Happy Thursday!  xo